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Cigarettes And Tampons
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales clerk notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers 'cause it's soooooooooooo much cheaper." I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."
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