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Old 09-09-2004, 11:24 PM
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Cow Tracking:

Cow Tracking:

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the
U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and
determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves
right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their
country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures
and the people in them in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter this
country.
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:43 PM
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LMAO It's not funny the imagrant problem but your answer to the solution is amazing. LMAO Big sign in Mexico come to America and get a free cow. All you have to do is Vote Kerry. Believe it or not that is why there is a problem in California, they have a right to vote, and they vote Democrat all the time. Except for Arnold he was one of them. LMAO

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Old 09-11-2004, 10:06 AM
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Billy, Thats absolutely astounding!!!! Whats wrong with this picture??????

I don't know why the Mexicans that want to come here just apply, they will be let in just like all the other foreigners are. Do yall know they teach them to come to the USA, because, we give them free rides when they get here. I'll tell you a local story here about a chinese restaurant. 2 Chinese come to the US and apply for a 1% loan on 3 million dollars to build a Chinese restaurant. They take the money that they are paying 1% interest on and invest it and are drawing 8 to 8 1/4% on and it take the US 3 to 4 years to catch on to what they are doing. Well by the time the realized what they were doing and told them to give the money back or build the restaurant, they paid the loan back in FULL and had a ton of money that they made drawing the interest for about 4 years. They made so much money they built not 1 but, 2 restaurants and paid cash to build them and had plenty of money left over to stock them. Now let you or I go to China and see if their government will do that with us???? NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!! If they are going to do some crazy shit like this, why not do it with some poor americans that have lived here and worked their asses off their whole lives. This country is so screwed up it's not funny!!!! I wish they would let me make the laws for this country, they would probably have me assassinated within 3 months!!!
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