Kevin
03-22-2005, 05:14 PM
The Senior day care bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about 8 times.
At the 9th time he asks the lady why they dont not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replied that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They can not chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks, puzzled.
The lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them"
After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about 8 times.
At the 9th time he asks the lady why they dont not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replied that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They can not chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks, puzzled.
The lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them"