BillyBarooooooo
03-13-2005, 04:16 AM
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
> playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself
> too
> hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The
> doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
>
> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
>
> "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
>
> When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
> brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
> uncomfortable
> and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
>
> "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
>
> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
> Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your
> usual table dance, big boy?"
>
> Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
>
> Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
> the door, he jumps in beside her.
> Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
> him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is
> screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter
> word in the
> book.
>
> The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real
> bitch this time."
> playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself
> too
> hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The
> doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
>
> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
>
> "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
>
> When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
> brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
> uncomfortable
> and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
>
> "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
>
> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
> Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your
> usual table dance, big boy?"
>
> Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
>
> Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
> the door, he jumps in beside her.
> Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
> him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is
> screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter
> word in the
> book.
>
> The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real
> bitch this time."