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yomonte
01-01-2005, 03:43 PM
We are going back to the basics that built this forum. No more having fun at the new guys expense. No more bashing period. We have enough Refs here that you may find one at anytime to let them know of a prob. If you have an email addy of a ref, please email them. But do not take matters into your own hands. You will probably be in just as much trouble as the trouble maker. But there will be no more bashing. You may come into my thread and post a link to where the trouble is. The other refs will also check my thread and delete your post as not to clutter up my thread. Once read, you post in my thread will be deleted.

This forum is for grown folks. If you act like an ass you will be banned and you can go post in an ass forum, but this ain't it. If you act like a little boy, you will have to find a little boy forum. This ain't it. There are enough mature cappers that are here and some that may make there way here eventually that we do not need chump styles.

DO NOT post a lock or guranteed win. Or anything that is along these lines. I sometimes use the term Gift, bet the farm and own. Cause Dallas does own the Skins LOL

Please do not sign up just to give praise and thanks to another capper. If you want to sign up and post some plays, fine. This is a handicapping site, not a kiss ass site. And do not start a thread or a poll unless you are posting plays. If you are a capper here, you have a free reign to do as you please. I see alot of posters starting threads and have over 100 posts that have never posted a play. This is not a chat room.

Here's a lock, if you post a racial slur, you will be banned. Bank it Dano. No exceptions to this rule.

If you are not Bobby, Kevin or Jerbeek, you have no clout here. No matter how long you have been here or how many mulligans you think you have, your only fooling yourself.

Please do not post a link, email addy or phone #. You might think that the link is innocent, but email one of us and we will check it out and let you know if its OK. But not until.

We have alot of posters here that have their own cliques. Please make sure that when you joke with someone, they are a bud of yours. This has caused probs in the past and even tho I knew you were joking, sometimes the poster that some were joking with did'nt see it that way and it turned into a pissing match and was'nt pretty.

Please do not clutter up the sports forums with needless threads. In the next few months, we expect that there will be so many cappers here that it will take up the whole page. General Discussion is there for a reason.

If a new guy asks a question, help him out. Hes a new guy for cryin' out loud. His questions might be stupid to you, but I ain't forgot that I was a newbie at one time myself. They could very well end up being better cappers than alot of us with the right tutilage.

If you want to fk with your buds and call them a mthrfkr or bassard or something, make sure your his/her bud.

I may add to this and some of the other refs may add to this. This is your forum, do as you please. Just don't hurt no one in the process. I recommend that you post your record of your plays in your picks thread. But you do not have to.

If you have been drinking and you know that your an asshole when you drink, take a break from posting till you feel better. LMFAO and boy do we have a bunch of drunks in this joint. Me being the king of the drunks. Kevin has been with me when I was on a three day drunk. I had a beer from the time I woke up till I went to bed. He knows I'm a happy drunk.

Please do not start a thread asking where someone is. You may in the GD forum, but not the sports forums.

We refs are not ban happy and for a forum that was built on a non-bashing atmosphere, we have been pretty patient. More than we should have been. some things have gotten out of hand, and its time to stop.

Lets make this the best year ever at UC. It takes more effort to be an asshole that it does to be nice.

A winning night or a winning streak does not make you "Da Man". If you have an ego problem, go post in an ego forum. This ain't it.

If you stumble across a thread with posters fighting, do not get involved. They will be dealt with and you will be too if you get into it. I'm sure you will see that we are not going to ban folks left and right. Everyone has a small mulligan somewhere. LOL You will find that we (the refs) are very patient. We would rather you stay than go. You'll only go if you leave us no choice. We are not ban happy.

If you came here from another forum, leave you past record there. You starting a new slate here and so is your YTD. And for christs sake, be honest with your YTD. Only plays that are posted. No phantom plays or I bet it but did'nt post it.

You can have fun without bashing someone. I'm still having a blast here and I have toned my shit down quite conciderably.

*Do not post a line of your local with your play unless it is the same as the offshores line. Manipulations of lines to make yourself win to look good will not be tolerated. If you have to go to www.linesandodds.com to get a line, do so. But no more being two or three pts off the real line. I don't care who you are. If your a punk kid trying to be a man, you'll need to go to a punk kid forum, this ain't it. Do not start a thread to tell everyone you won a bet. You therefore fall into the punk kid category.

All updates will be at the bottom with a star (*)

GL to all ya rat bassards. Lets keep this as the best forum ever. Its not to late.

Big Pimpin
01-01-2005, 05:38 PM
:thumbs:

Rothko1000
01-01-2005, 05:43 PM
I promise this is not a "whad dup!!" LOL! I sometimes feel there needs to be a better screening for new members! I know you guys have a large number of people sighning up everyday...why not have a system to weed out the idiots! It seems the guys in here who defend themselves or the forum are being banned for it! It's not always a mod gets to the situation early enough to dispel the situation! I know my opinion is biased, no doubt!

...and Yo, it's not as simple as giving the new guys a hard time!! These newbies routinely come in here and not read the rules and post 3-5 insulting threads before any resolution! It's especially frustrating when it happens in our own threads, you know! Hey, nothing against newbies, God knows noone here has been given more second chances than me!

Rules are rules...nothing against them! Just my thoughts after a long night of Crown Royal! Thanks for lettin' me speak! GL to everyone in the upcoming year!

Chris
01-01-2005, 05:58 PM
Yomonte so I can not post any more GAME OF THE YEARS? also I was wondering if I am part of your clique? One last question so does this mean that BILLY BAROOOOO can ban me? Because if thats the case I am going to stop posting here because he has it out for me:thumbs: .... One last thing again. I would like to personally thank the acadamy.::thumbs:

PS:

One of the main reasons I started posting GAME OF THE YEARS because that is about all you saw out of the new batch of posters. LOCK BET THE FARM. whatever. so I thought I would get into the mix myself... I will stop as long as you don't stop loving me ... ok? this has and still is one of my favorite forums out there. why I am not sure all I am doing is hanging out with a bunch of Drunk Degenerate broke wife swapping horn dog gamblers.



BUT YA NO WHAT!!!!!!








I LOVE YOU GUYS

Queen of Football
01-01-2005, 06:07 PM
Rothko1000, Most of the time one of us is around checking the forum. But there are times when somebody's not online checking. Point is there is no reason to flame at a new guy for posting something stupid. It does not get any of us anywhere. 2 Reasons this is done by new person. 1.) they have signed up to post something stupid just to get upsetting answers, IE to stir up trouble. If we ignore it then they go away.
2.) New guy just dont know better, he's hear all this hoopla from trouts about Locks of the Year, Game of the Years, 1million cant miss game of the year etc from the trouts and thinks it's ok to do it.

The forum does not gain anything from flaming or bashing. What do we gain by some newbie posting a lock and then everyone tells him or her to get the F___ out or your an A-Hole and then they come back and say F___ all of you then everybody gets in this F___ Pissing match. Tell me what do we gain. Not a thing. It will work out much better if you email Kevin at ultimatecapper@hotmail.com or find Yo's thread and yell at him, or find any monitor's thread and bring it to our attention so we can tell them in a friendly way. Welcome but........ I try and cruise the forum about once every 4 hours some days more some days less depends on my work schedule.

You guys are smart enough to know who's Bulloney and who is on the up and up.

Please be smart about letting one of the monitors handle a bad post.

Queen :cool:

Rothko1000
01-01-2005, 06:37 PM
Queen, everything you say makes sense!!! I guess it's just the frustration that gets the best of us sometimes! LOL! I know UC wants as many members as they can stand...maybe I'm just a grumpy ass!! LOL! Thanks for taking my post as constructive and not insulting!!! Here's to you and your family in the upcoming year!

yomonte
01-01-2005, 06:58 PM
Chris, I don't care if ya post UC game of my life LMFAO, now that was funny. I'm kinda glad ya hit that bassard. Were all grown, Just have fun and like it says, ya'll have a free reign, as long as ya don't hurt nobody in the process. GOY ain't hurtin' no fkn body LOL BTW, You gonna see Billy later on. Tell him I said DUH HUH, he'll know what ya mean.

yomonte
01-01-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Chris
a bunch of Drunk Degenerate broke wife swapping horn dog gamblers.

Dammit, I resemble that remark LOL

yomonte
01-01-2005, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by BIG PIMPIN
:thumbs:

:thumbs:

Queen of Football
01-01-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Rothko1000
Queen, everything you say makes sense!!! I guess it's just the frustration that gets the best of us sometimes! LOL! I know UC wants as many members as they can stand...maybe I'm just a grumpy ass!! LOL! Thanks for taking my post as constructive and not insulting!!! Here's to you and your family in the upcoming year!

I understand, makes me a grumpy ass when they post the same side I bet. LOL

Thanks and Hope you and your family have a good 2005 also.

yomonte
01-01-2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by yomonte
Dammit, I resemble that remark LOL

I guess its only funny in person. ya got to have that look on your face and a certain tone in your voice. aahh who cares

beermantm
01-01-2005, 07:52 PM
BUMP

yomonte
01-01-2005, 08:32 PM
hey beer, whats up dog

beermantm
01-01-2005, 09:33 PM
hey beer, whats up dog

Whats up Yo. One of these days Yo I'm think I'm gonna pack it up and head south. I hate this cold weather stuff. No job and as of last night no woman.LOL At least I'll be starting the New Year off right.

:gulp:

Hey what the hell is going on here? Earlier when I replied to this thread it was not a sticky and I was the only one to reply to it!!!
I must be out of my mind. How did everyone get into this thread??LMAO!!!

yomonte
01-02-2005, 09:46 AM
I forgot to copy it here and when another mod seen it wasn't here moved a copy. Then I seen I had two threadss in another section, I said OH shit. so moved it real quick here where the was one already. Did'nt even know it till you replied LOL.

DJTranks
02-17-2005, 12:07 PM
Great job Yomonte - Glad you brought this shit to the table..

colloid
02-17-2005, 02:49 PM
sounds good

Chris
02-17-2005, 07:53 PM
what are you tallking about DJ "EAST COAST LOCK BOY" YOUR THE WORST other than that moron from wichita posting a game of the year every other day.

DJTranks
02-18-2005, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Chris
what are you tallking about DJ "EAST COAST LOCK BOY" YOUR THE WORST other than that moron from wichita posting a game of the year every other day.

LOLLLL

Dont get me started on that GOY shit lol!

Hows the poker coming along for you?

Chris
02-22-2005, 03:41 PM
Its been a real slow go as of late. Looks like I will have to play baseball at least until I can stop playing sports for good. I should take that back I will always throw a little down on baseball... LOL WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING. other than Baroo I am the biggest degenerate on here...:thumbs:

DJTranks
02-28-2005, 10:01 AM
Hope it picks up for you!

Yeah I am looking forward to some bases this year! Hope it works out as good as last season.