$130G Strip Club Bill!?!?! True story...

[matt81]

This might sound completely unbelievable.....but back in June, a man in
NYC visited the strip club Scores and ended the night with a $129,626
tab on his credit card.

Jesus, I can only wishhhh my credit card had that kind of limit! LOL

The article is here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0603041scores1.html

That site has tons of other crazy but true stories, kind of fun to read
thru when I have some down time at work. The same site also announced a
year-end special which should be pretty hilarious. It's suppose to air
next Thursday at 10pm on Court TV which seems odd????

Anyone else have some crazy-but-true stories to add here? My job is
boring today...

Matt

[Big Pimpin]

I dreamt I was drinking the world's largest Magarita and didn't take the worm.....When I woke up I was licking the toilet bowl?Glad I didn't eat that worm.


Does this count?

[Queen of Football]

Got one better than that!!!!!!!!!

CROSS LANES, W.Va. -- Police say $545,000 was taken from Jack Whittaker's vehicle while the Powerball winner was drinking at a strip club early Tuesday morning.

Whittaker, who hit the $314 million jackpot on Christmas Day, arrived at the Pink Pony around 9:30 p.m. Monday. Kanawha County sheriff's deputies said he went to a nearby motel at 12:30 a.m. Tuesday to meet an unidentified person, who didn't show up. He returned to the club at 2:30 a.m.

While Whittaker was in the Pony, a window in his sport-utility vehicle was smashed and a briefcase containing $245,000 in cash and $300,000 in cashier's checks was removed.

Whittaker left the club around 5 a.m. and noticed the broken window. He called police and his privately employed security people, who found the briefcase, cash and checks behind a nearby Dumpster. It's not clear why the thief or thieves left the money there.

"I would like to remind both the media and the public that I remain a private citizen," said a statement released by Whittaker. "I'm simply a businessman who has seen his share of failures and successes. Having made my position clear, I am hopeful that this incident will not negatively affect the Jack Whittaker Foundation and its continuing efforts to make a positive impact on West Virginia. My personal life is my own and I make no excuses for my actions."

Whittaker, of Scott Depot, is the largest single Powerball winner in history. He opted for a $113 million lump sum payment and has donated much of his winnings to churches.

Well after this happened. The Pink Pony was shut down by the state for serving Jack drinks after 3 AM. The two employee's that did this have still not gone to trial. Funny thing is that the Pink Pony was in a building that use to be a KFC Chicken place. The KFC went out of business and they opened a Strip Bar in the building. The man stays in trouble all the time. Last week he got arrested for DUI, after he hit the barrier on the WV Turnpike Toll Booth. He had 117,000 on him then. This however broke his bond on his first DUI in Kanawha County. Now Kanawha County has a warrent for his arrest over the first DUI. His grand-daughter's boyfriend was found dead in his house from Drug-over dose 3 months ago. 3 times somebody has broke in to his house and stole over 100,000. So now Yo you want to win the lottery. LOL

Queen

[Rothko1000]

Originally posted by BIG PIMPIN
I dreamt I was drinking the world's largest Magarita and didn't take the worm.....When I woke up I was licking the toilet bowl?Glad I didn't eat that worm.

OMG....that is too funny!!!

Queen....I'll take my chances with $113 million! This guy is an idiot! Hell, it's not like he can't afford a driver....since it sounds like he's the town lush!

[Queen of Football]

Originally posted by Rothko1000
OMG....that is too funny!!!

Queen....I'll take my chances with $113 million! This guy is an idiot! Hell, it's not like he can't afford a driver....since it sounds like he's the town lush!

Yep I was thinking the same thing about him getting a driver. Another true story about Mr. Jack. He was paying a 19 year old girl, $10,000.00 a week to sleep with him. Bought her a new Cadillac Escalade SUV. She was an ex-stripper from the Pink Pony. After about 10 weeks of getting paid to do whatever he wanted her to do, she claims she's going to have his baby. He said not mine. Dropped her like a lead balloon. Well it was not his. Just cant figure out why somebody would want to give up 520,000.00 a year. Guess she wanted bigger piece of the pie.

[yomonte]

Bring it on baby

[Queen of Football]

Originally posted by yomonte
Bring it on baby

LMAO You know if you won you would be in trouble all the time too. LMAO

[Thor24]

Originally posted by yomonte
Bring it on baby

Who's ya Daddy...:cool:

Queen...Since Mr Jack has a Drinking Problem..I Wonder if I Drove Mr Jack Around...He Would Buy Me a Stripper..??..:thumbs:

Only in America...!!

[Mr_Sock]

Originally posted by Thor24
Who's ya Daddy...:cool:

Queen...Since Mr Jack has a Drinking Problem..I Wonder if I Drove Mr Jack Around...He Would Buy Me a Stripper..??..:thumbs:

Only in America...!!


LMAO!!!! IMAGINE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE MONEY MEANS ABSOLUTE SHIT! EVEN WITH THAT 545,000 GONE WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE? WHEN HE SAY HOW MUCH WE STILL HAS YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE A DIFFERENCE IN THE NUMBERS...LOL!! YEP THOR! ONLY IN AMERICA!

[Queen of Football]

Man what a mess this family is in over winning the lottery.

Jackpot winner's granddaughter found dead

By APRIL VITELLO

Associated Press


SCOTT DEPOT, W.Va. - The 17-year-old granddaughter of Jack Whittaker, winner of the nation's biggest undivided lottery jackpot, was found dead Monday along a country road, more than two weeks after she disappeared.

The cause of death was under investigation. Authorities said there were no obvious signs of violence. An autopsy was planned.

Brandi Bragg's body was identified by tattoos on her neck, said State Police Sgt. Jay Powers. "The troopers had talked to her in the past and knew her," Powers said.

The body was found in a grassy area about 50 feet off a road near Scott Depot. Brandi, who lived in the nearby town of Hurricane, was last seen alive on Dec. 4 at the home of a friend on that same road.

Whittaker, a contractor who on Christmas Eve 2002 won a $314.9 million jackpot, reported her missing five days later.

Whittaker has had several brushes with the law since he won the prize. Earlier this month, a magistrate ordered him to go into rehab and surrender his driver's license after his second drunken driving arrest this year.

He has also been accused in two lawsuits of assaulting female employees of a racetrack. And his vehicle, business and home have been broken into.

In September, an 18-year-old friend of his granddaughter was found dead at Whittaker's home. That death remains under investigation. Whittaker was out of town at the time.

[Queen of Football]

Lottery Winner's Wife Regrets Ticket

The wife of the lottery winner who took home the richest undivided jackpot in U.S. history says she regrets his purchase of the $314 million ticket that has thrust her family into the public spotlight.

"I wish all of this never would have happened," Jewel Whittaker told The Charleston Gazette for Tuesday's editions. "I wish I would have torn the ticket up."

Since winning the lottery two years ago, her husband, Jack Whittaker, has been arrested twice for drunken driving and has been ordered into rehab. He also faces charges he attacked a bar manager, and is accused in two lawsuits of making trouble at a nightclub and a racetrack.

There have been several thefts involving Whittaker's vehicle, his office and his house in Scott Depot. One of the thefts occurred at his home in September on the same day an 18-year-old friend of Whittaker's granddaughter was found dead there. The death remains under investigation.

Last week Whittaker, 57, reported his granddaughter missing. Putnam County sheriff's Sgt. Lisa Arthur said the granddaughter is not considered a kidnapping victim.

Whittaker took his winnings in a lump sum of $113 million after taxes. He has donated more than $20 million to charity, said his lawyer, Norm Daniels.

[BaMan]

:gulp:

[Kevin]

I had a buddy that ate a turd for 50 bucks.

The crazy thing is my buddy scott wouldnt pay him the 50 because he instantly started puking when he chewed on it, but didn't swallow it.

[BaMan]

Originally posted by Kevin
I had a buddy that ate a turd for 50 bucks.

The crazy thing is my buddy scott wouldnt pay him the 50 because he instantly started puking when he chewed on it, but didn't swallow it.

lmao

[DJTranks]

Kevin thats funny shit- to bad for the kid lol!

[BaMan]

Originally posted by DJTranks
Kevin thats funny shit- to bad for the kid lol!

couldnt imagine doin that

[yomonte]

Originally posted by Kevin
I had a buddy that ate a turd for 50 bucks.

The crazy thing is my buddy scott wouldnt pay him the 50 because he instantly started puking when he chewed on it, but didn't swallow it.

Man, that had to taste like shit LOL

[Genius977]

Originally posted by Kevin
I had a buddy that ate a turd for 50 bucks.

The crazy thing is my buddy scott wouldnt pay him the 50 because he instantly started puking when he chewed on it, but didn't swallow it.
What's a turd?

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Genius977
What's a turd?

I considered banning you for having a username like genius and not knowing what a turd is but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Next time you get a "pressure" type of feeling in your lower abdomen and go in the bathroom to make a deposit into your toilet, before you flush, stand up (wipe first!) and take a gander at what's in the bowl.

You'll see some tp (hopefully) and a short to medium sized clump of greenish/brown substance. That is a turd.

Don't take it out of the water because it's got a horrific smell.

Don't look too close at it either otherwise it'll get you guessing on the last time you ate nuts. Hell, you may even see some gum that you swalled in the 2nd grade.

Don't look too long at it either. It wont blind your eyes like the sun but it'll give you a stomach ache and can cause nausea.

and sure as hell don't eat it like my buddy Craig Bousley did. It's not really worth fifty bucks.

A guy would be quite a bit more wise to ask his manager if he could stay after work and degrease the fry bin and pick up the trash in the bushes in the drive through before he try to make a quick buck and eat a turd for $50.

Turd=Poop

[bookiekilla]

Originally posted by Kevin
I considered banning you for having a username like genius and not knowing what a turd is but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Next time you get a "pressure" type of feeling in your lower abdomen and go in the bathroom to make a deposit into your toilet, before you flush, stand up (wipe first!) and take a gander at what's in the bowl.

You'll see some tp (hopefully) and a short to medium sized clump of greenish/brown substance. That is a turd.

Don't take it out of the water because it's got a horrific smell.

Don't look too close at it either otherwise it'll get you guessing on the last time you ate nuts. Hell, you may even see some gum that you swalled in the 2nd grade.

Don't look too long at it either. It wont blind your eyes like the sun but it'll give you a stomach ache and can cause nausea.

and sure as hell don't eat it like my buddy Craig Bousley did. It's not really worth fifty bucks.

A guy would be quite a bit more wise to ask his manager if he could stay after work and degrease the fry bin and pick up the trash in the bushes in the drive through before he try to make a quick buck and eat a turd for $50.

Turd=Poop

LMAO!!!

:beer2: :yeah:

[DJTranks]

Originally posted by Kevin
I considered banning you for having a username like genius and not knowing what a turd is but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Next time you get a "pressure" type of feeling in your lower abdomen and go in the bathroom to make a deposit into your toilet, before you flush, stand up (wipe first!) and take a gander at what's in the bowl.

You'll see some tp (hopefully) and a short to medium sized clump of greenish/brown substance. That is a turd.

Don't take it out of the water because it's got a horrific smell.

Don't look too close at it either otherwise it'll get you guessing on the last time you ate nuts. Hell, you may even see some gum that you swalled in the 2nd grade.

Don't look too long at it either. It wont blind your eyes like the sun but it'll give you a stomach ache and can cause nausea.

and sure as hell don't eat it like my buddy Craig Bousley did. It's not really worth fifty bucks.

A guy would be quite a bit more wise to ask his manager if he could stay after work and degrease the fry bin and pick up the trash in the bushes in the drive through before he try to make a quick buck and eat a turd for $50.

Turd=Poop

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Best post!!!!!!!!!!