Hurricane Warning

[kilbane]

There is a report of a large hurricane to strike southern Florida tonight, with winds gushing over nine and one half miles per hour. Caution: This could be devastating

[QuickNick]

FOR IMEDIATE BROADCAST!!!!!

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This just in from the National Weather Center, The Hurricane has been DOWNGRADED to a MEAR Tropical Deression!!!!

The Cardinal are flying high above Miami as I speak, with gentle winds blowing out of the Southeast @ just 3 MPH !!!!

[wvfanboy]

That's good news, I have a lot of elderly friends down there. If those winds got over 10 mph I could just imagine the devistation as the blowing wind cracked the feeble bones in their 85 lb. bodies. I think the world shuffleboard championship meet is going on this weekend down there too. That's really a sport that I should be practicing now. In about 40 years, I could retire in florida and make a killing dropping asswhoopings on my fellow geezers @ the old shuffleboard courts.

[FrankTheTank]

At gametime it's supposed to be about 81 degrees and partly cloudy.

[miamiguy]

LMAO!!

funny shit guys!!

I still have 1/2 my house shuttered up-It was one crazy hurricane season!! Miami got lucky 3 times!! Actually the season isn't over yet but I think were in the clear down here in FLA!!

Funny stuff:thumbs:

[JerseyJay]

What kinda forecastin' equipment you fellas usin' so us common folk can decide on the reliability... :gulp:

[QuickNick]

Jersey Joe Wilcott, ummmm sorry Jay you brought back old memories. In layman's terms, bet your Money on Louisville if you want a winner!!! BOL!!