Stifler's NFL Week 3

[Stifler's Mom]

NFL overall 25-17 (+6.95 units)
Preseason 12-11 (+7.40 units)
Reg Season 13-6 (-.45 units)

Cincinnati Bengals +3 (-120) 2 units

Lets see here....this line is moving very similar to the way the line did in week 1 when Baltimore had their asses handed to em in Cleveland. Cincy is every bit as good as Baltimore, and getting 3 points at home today with the public hammering Balt on the road again still apparently thinking it's the year 2000, i'll gladly take it.

Jacksonville Jaguars +6 (-110) 2 units

This Jacksonville defense is for real and I will continue to take them every week until the oddsmakers stop giving them a rediculous amount of points. I would be very surprised if this game doesn't come down to the wire yet again like their first 2 games did, and 6 pts is IMO a gift here.

Cleveland Browns +3.5 (-105) 2 units

The New York Giants are not a good team right now. Washington did everything in their power to hand NY a win last week and the Giants STILL almost blew it late. Hard to envision NY winning here at all, especially by more than a FG, despite the Cleveland injuries....they're still a better team than NY at this point that has a history of playing teams tough.

Atlanta Falcons -10 (-110) 2 units

Arizona played the mistake prone St. Louis Rams tough in week 1, and did a half decent job against New England at home in week 2, yet lost both games. Today they travel east to play in Atlanta and they are going to get their butts kicked by 2 TD's or more. I don't like to lay more than 7 pts in the NFL, but i feel it's justified here. No late game heriocs for Arizona today.

3 team/10 pt teaser @ -110 2 units

Minnesota Vikings -.5
Denver Broncos pk
Seattle Seahawks +.5

Chicago's luck runs out today against a pissed off Minny team who is awesome at home.

San Diego has had NO success in Denver recently, and they won't start today.

Seattle is flat out batter than SF, and has a great home track record as well. They will have no problem picking up the W today.

Also going to play Detroit and Houston @ 1:00 as soon as the public is done giving me more points.

GL today

[larry4498]

GL Stiff!!

[rjp]

GL Stif!! Make the man pay today. :bbang:

[Stifler's Mom]

Thanks larry and rjp. Lets kick the man in the teeth today.

I think I got about the best line I am going to get with these last 2 plays, as the lines have started moving in the other direction now at most books.

Detroit Lions +6 (-110) 1 unit

Detroit is always decent at home, even when they sucked. Now they're 2-0, and while I think they will have a hard time pulling the SU win vs Philly today, i think there is a remote chance of this happening, and a very good chance of them staying within 6 pts.

Houston Texans +8.5 (-115) 1 unit

KC is a team in turmoil apparently if you listen to media reports. I just heard Priest Holmes WILL start today, so i probably shoulda waited a little longer....probably could have gotten +10, but I don't think it will matter. KC can't stop anyone (again) this year from the looks of the first 2 games, and Houston should cut down on the mistakes today that really kept them from looking much better than they did in weeks 1 and 2, and should score enough to stay within a TD of KC today when it's all over.

:prtytme:

[Stifler's Mom]

Gonna add these for the later games. Afraid the lines are going to move against me on these as the day goes on.

Indianapolis Colts/Green Bay Packers under 50 (-110) 2 units

Like the MNF game last week, 50+ is alot of points in an NFL game. Green Bay is predominantly a RUNNING team and is certainly NOT looking to get into a shootout with Indy.

Miami Dolphins -2 (-110) 2 units

Taking a little chance here with the apparent problems between the offense and defense of Miami. However, I think Miami's offense will show up a little today at home, and their defense should respond with a few picks against Big Ben making his first NFL start.

Oakland Raiders -3 (-130) 2 units

Tampa's offense sucks right now, and new chaotic pressure type Oakland defense will not cure that any. While Oakland's offense struggled against the Buffalo defense last week, I believe the Bills defense is head and shoulders above Tampa's, and Oakland should be able to score enough points to win this one by at least a TD at home.

[BillyBarooooooo]

Looks Soild to me stiff


Lets get em


BB:thumbs:

[DJTranks]

GL!!

[Stifler's Mom]

I never woulda laid the 10 runs had i known it was the Braves vs the D'Backs :ohman:

[Stifler's Mom]

Packers/Colts under 27 2H +100 2 units

Take away the 2 quick strikes in the 1st qtr and the Pack offense has looked basically inept to me. Indy is already up 18 pts, they don't need any more bombs. Barring a GB comeback, this looks like a steal.