Tout fade of the century

[Stifler's Mom]

Here is something funny as hell that i have found along my internet travels today...

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Hey guys, "Another Dumb Tout" here, once again piling up the cash. My nickel players are now up an amazing 31 dimes on the season in baseball. Yes, that's 31,000 dollars. But, I am not close to being satisfied as I will continue to just flat-out bury my man. I am going to take away his kids' college fund before long.
Let me get straight to the point: On Sunday I had the cojones to release my Underdog Lock Of The Year on the Royals +200 in Oakland against Barry Zito and the A's. How many so-called experts do you know who would stake their reputations on such a winning longshot? Final Score: Kansas City 6, Oakland 1.

Here's the thing you've got to understand: That game never ever should have been the price that it was. The number was just wrong, plain and simple. Royals' rookie Zach Greinke is a stud and is every bit as good as the struggling Barry Zito. But, because Barry Zito is Barry Zito and a former Cy Young Award Winner, the number was way, way over-inflated. This is the kind of thinking that has me the most successful baseball handicapper on the planet, if not the universe.

Joe Q. Oddsmaker has made yet another tremendous mistake today and we will capitalize again tonight on my Underdog Game of the Year Part 2 I am telling you here and now that this number is wrong: It's just that simple. I'm talking 60 cents wrong.

I have now won my clients - and myself - money 9 of the last 12 days as well as 36 of the last 58. And trust me when I tell you this is not being done with two dollar favorites in an attempt to build up weak and phony numbers. I am mainly an underdog player who has been nailing games day in and day out.


Tonight
100,000* Underdog
Lock Of The Year - Part 2

Part 1 - Kansas City +200 on Sunday

This Play Is A Joke

I'm up over 31 Dimes this Season

Among 4 Big Winners

Only 24.95

I've told you repeatedly that when I isolate games like these, they will win more often than not; It's just that simple. This number is just bad, spoiled like a rotten egg. I will not lose this contest.

This game is a no-brainer; 60 cents off. It's as if I just gave you a ten dollar bill in return for a single. This game is aone-in-a-million value where the linemaker has his hand up his you-know-what once again. Do not miss this lock and kick yourself in the morning; it's just not worth the headache. A lock is a lock, and today I've found a bomb dropper.

I am releasing what is the deal - and steal - of the century today. Get this 100,000* winner as well as three more dead solid locks. Four big winners in all for just 24.95.

Other handicappers or sports services could charge you 125 bucks - if they could only dream of being on the roll I am - but that's not my style. 24.95 gets it all for Tuesday.

I am a money-making machine. And if all of the above wasn't true, I would be exposed as a fraud by my thousands of customers who also get this email.

I've won for you short-term, making you money 9 of the last 12 days and 36 of the last 58.

I've won for you long-term, making you money 74 of the last 116 days.

Let me make you a winner on Tuesday.


And now to your comp play:

Saturday I delivered an underdog winner on the Giants.

Sunday I gave you Randy Johnson and the Diamondbacks at New York.

For Tuesday, take Ryan Vogelsong and the Pirates in the desert against Lance Cormier.

Vogelsong is definitely a pretty bad major league pitcher but against this Diamondback team he will look like Cy Young for an evening. The D'backs are a joke, it's just that simple. They have quit on the season and are playing a bunch of Single A players. Juan Brito? Andy Green? Chad Tracy? Are you kidding me? And this game is at a near pick?

Arizona may seriously be the worst team in the history of the game. The D'Backs big boppers are Danny Bautista and Shea Hillenbrand. The only player worth a rats' you-know-what is Luis Terrero.

So to sum up, I'm going against an inept team that's lost 10 of 11 overall and is 24 games under .500 at home, and I only have to lay around 120ish. That's what I call cheap!

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Cormier isn't even pitching for Arizona tonight you dumb ass tout.

I almost wanna buy this $24.95 100,000* LOCK so i can fade it. What an asshole.

:puke:

[ToP]

Stifler,

I'll split the cost with you as long as you put it on your credit card. LOL. :nono:

[DJTranks]

He is taking Volenslong LOL!

What a dumb-ass!

[Stifler's Mom]

He's going to fax me the play later, LMAO

[luckym]

lets split it 4 ways:gulp:

[Stifler's Mom]

Damn, my main man here hasn't faxed me yet. I tried calling him on his super-duper-mega-max lock line (yea, it's a 1-900 number, but the $4.95 a minute is well worth it!) but his receptionist keeps telling me he's sipping pina coladas on the sandy beaches of the bahamas and playing golf with the factsman. I knew there had to be some kind of connection there, lol.

Seriously though, i have been searching some of the boards i know of where people post service plays and trying to find if anyone posted this moron's 100000000000000* lock.

Unfortunately it seems no one buys from this guy (big surprise there) so no success yet, but if i find it, i'll be fading it for sure.

Fades like this don't come along every day! :yeah:

And yea, I know Arizona is bad, but backing Vogelschlong and calling it a "great value"? Ouch.

[Chris]

Man I love it when these blow hards find a line off 60 cents. bookmakers are so stupid how the hell do they even make money...

[Horatio]

all updated...Vogelschlong...isn't he a porno star????:prtytme:

[Stifler's Mom]

Yea, i believe i've seen one of his movies where he, Peter North, Ed Powers and Max Hardcore all team up to take on...

ah nevermind, LOL

Still no luck finding this play :cry:

and I decided I'm NOT paying the $24.95 just to fade him (although i considered it, lol) simply because i don't think he should profit a cent from me, win or lose.

[QuickNick]

Talking about blowing your own HORN, Well I guess he couldn't find anyone else to blow it for him LMMFSAO!!!!!

[Stifler's Mom]

Well according to this bum's website the "100,000* underdog lock of his life" last night was the Tigers +150.

Site also says he had a 75,000* winner on the Rockies -125.

Originally there were 4 plays supposed to be included for the $24.95 according to his magnificent write up i posted here yesterday, so i can only assume the other 2 lost....since i see no mention of them anywhere on the site.

Typical tout behavior though....go 2-2 and brag up the 2 wins, and the 2 losses magically didn't exist, LMAO

Now on to today, lol...

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Hey guys, "Different Tout, Same Website" here, and it's been quite sometime since we've spoke. But without boring you with idle commentary, let me get right to the point:
Sunday I hit my 250* A.L. Underdog of the Month on Los Angeles +140 at Chicago.

Monday I hit my 250* N.L. Underdog of the Month on Oakland +120 at Baltimore. Tuesday I raised the bar and hit my 500* MLB Underdog of the Month on Detroit +150 at Chicago.

Tonight, I complete my personal grand slam of underdog winners:


1000* Major League Baseball
Triple Your Wager

Underdog of the Year

5-1 the last six years with this Play

Among 4 Wednesday Winners

Only 24.95

Let me tell you something, this is the time of the baseball season when oddsmakers have no clue what is going on. No Clue.

They're too busy focusing on preseason football starters. They're too busy with their future odds on how many wins football teams will get. They clearly don't have a clue about minor league players being brought up and the tendencies these Triple-A pitchers are bringing to the big leagues.

That's why it's important to look for the value in many of these underdogs.

Today the oddsmakers have truly missed the boat on an underdog, the same way they overpriced the Cubs’ Mark Prior against L.A. on Sunday, the same way they made the mistake of making Baltimore a favorite against hard-hitting Oakland on Monday, and the same way they underestimated the better lineup that Detroit has over Chicago's last night.

Guys, I implore you to take a look at an underdog price today, as I will continue to overwhelm your book.


As for your complimentary winner, let's take a look at Milwaukee with Ben Sheets over the struggling Cubs who have lost seven of their last 10, including four of their last five.

The Brewers continue to prove they have the better sticks in this particular showdown.

Milwaukee has gotten the best of Chicago all season, and quite frankly, are a big reason the Cubs are scrapping for Wild Card supremacy. The Brewers have won the last two series' against Chicago, mainly because there isn't enough junk on the pitching the Cubs bring, and Milwaukee is treating these games as batting practice.

Tonight will be no different with Matt Clement on the hill, as he throws hard and comes right at you. And Clement has lost seven of his last eight decisions. Plus, he's been victimized all season by a lack of run support as the Cubs are averaging just 3.7 runs in his outings.

Meanwhile, Sheets, who is 7-4 lifetime with a 2.94 ERA versus Chicago, will overwhelm a Cubs' team that constantly swings for the fences and is trying to win ball games by the homer, the same way NBA teams try to win by the 3-pointer. And that don't cut it.

4* Winner – Milwaukee

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Well, just wanted to let anyone in on what the play was if anyone was interested.

:ohman:

[BillyBarooooooo]

Well I like Sheets tonight!

This does seem to be a tout play though! Go ask Topnotch if he is on Milwaukee tonight!

I might have to play the Flubs. lol
ummm no I don't think so.

Hey I haven't looked but do the Cubs still hold the 3 game lead in the WILD CARD RACE!:puke:



BB:thumbs:

[Stifler's Mom]

Looks like the Flubs are 1.5 games behind SF for the wildcard spot, and 1/2 game behind SD.

SF 66-55
SD 64-55
Flubs 63-55

LOL

[chanman]

Stif that soem funny shit.. you gotten that fax yet.. omg.. i can't wait for his 1 BILLION dollar FLOCK of the YEAR err HIS LIFE!!! :flush: