Joke page it's back

[Queen of Football]

I figure since we lost the other one start another. So guys going to start this thread out with one you should understand and get a great laugh at.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this....yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo much cheaper. So...I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.

Queen :cool:

[Rothko1000]

A truck driver is traveling through Nevada and stops at one of the local brothels in town.

He walks in and tells the head lady.."I've got $500.00 dollars right here in my pocket! I want the ugliest girl you got and a bologna sandwich!"

The head lady...seemingly confused...looks at the truck driver and exclaims, "Well sir, for $500,00 dollars, you can have the prettiest girl here and a three course meal!!"

The truck driver looks at the head lady and says, "You don't understand, I'm not horny.....just HOMESICK!!!"

Hope you enjoy!!!

[Thor24]

Queen...LOL..Was that my Pharmacy...!!

Another Pharmacy:

Boy walks into the Pharmacy and asks Pharmacist where the Condoms are..He says he has a Big dinner with his new girlfriend then he hopes for a Great nite later with the girl..After buying a large pack he leaves..Later at the dinner the boy just sets quietly not eating or speaking....The Girl asks him if he is alright and why is he so quiet...Boy says.."I didn't know your dad was a Pharmacist!!"

My favorite Pharmacy Joke...!!

[Queen of Football]

LOL at both those Jokes

Here you go Thor another Pharmacy Joke.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks, "What for?" She says, "I want to kill my husband He says, "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

[Thor24]

Queen....LMAO...!!!!!

True story...Funny or not

Lady came back into the Pharmacy and ask why her Nausea was still there after 2 days..The Pharmacist ask her had she been taking the Suppositories every 4 to 6 hours as directed..She said "yes she had ..But they were hard to Swallow with that Foil around them..!!.. True Story...

[Rooster Booster]

Grandma's experiment

There was chill in the air. A man came walking up to the house when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are
you doing sitting out here with nothing on below your waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

[Big Pimpin]

Pharmacy in West Virginia

A man walks in and asks the phamacist about getting the pill for his 12 year old daughter.

The pharmacist exclaims..You mean to tell me your 12 year old daughter is sexually active?

The man responds...No, she lays there just like her mother...




Sorry Queen...lol

[Queen of Football]

LOL BP But I think that guy was from Kentucky. LOL

[Queen of Football]

What's the last words spoken by a redneck right before he dies?

Hey everybody Look what I can do!!!
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What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?

On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.

A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

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What would you call a pretty girl on the arm of a Redneck? -- A tattoo...

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Big Jimbo sauntered into his local Post Office, and noticed a new sign on the wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
"Dang it!" he said, "...if only that job was in Texas, Ah'd be a takin it!"

[Rooster Booster]

A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies are taking their time, when finally the first lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet ... goes over and hacks it another ten feet ..... then she hacks it another ten feet.
She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replied, "Well, you know, that's your problem! You should have taken golf lessons instead."

To this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box as a warning to other wise guys.

[snowman]

those are some good ones and i will use a couple of them

[DWD14]

I will throw a quick joke in here.

What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?
When they are both on their back they are fucked.

[Queen of Football]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow!

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a pea cock. I was wondering if you were my son."

[ToP]

What does a 40 year old woman have between her tits that a 20 year old women does not?


A belly button!!!!!!!:puke:

[QuickNick]

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole????

A 40 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!!