Q-Unit
02-10-2007, 07:07 PM
After hours of tracking, a hunter finally spotted a huge bear, took
careful aim, and squeezed off a shot. At the spot where the carcass
should have been, however, he found nothing. The hunter felt a tap
on his shoulder, turned around, and found himself face to face with
the bear.
"I'm sick of you guys shooting at me," the bear said. "Now drop to
your knees and blow me or I'm gonna maul your face off."
The hunter reluctantly did as he was told. A week later he bought a
bigger gun, returned to the same spot, sighted the same bear, and
fired. Again, no carcass. Again, a tap. "You know the routine,"
said the bear. "On your knees".
Finally, the frustrated hunter bought an elephant gun and went out
once more to stalk the bear. Getting the animal in his sights, he
pulled the trigger. While searching for the body, the hunter felt a
tap on his shoulder.
"Tell me the truth", the bear said with a sigh. "You're not in this
for the hunting, are you?"
careful aim, and squeezed off a shot. At the spot where the carcass
should have been, however, he found nothing. The hunter felt a tap
on his shoulder, turned around, and found himself face to face with
the bear.
"I'm sick of you guys shooting at me," the bear said. "Now drop to
your knees and blow me or I'm gonna maul your face off."
The hunter reluctantly did as he was told. A week later he bought a
bigger gun, returned to the same spot, sighted the same bear, and
fired. Again, no carcass. Again, a tap. "You know the routine,"
said the bear. "On your knees".
Finally, the frustrated hunter bought an elephant gun and went out
once more to stalk the bear. Getting the animal in his sights, he
pulled the trigger. While searching for the body, the hunter felt a
tap on his shoulder.
"Tell me the truth", the bear said with a sigh. "You're not in this
for the hunting, are you?"