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yomonte
10-20-2006, 10:39 AM
We have an 18 yr old kid up here and by looking at his picture on the front page, yes front page, is definitly a kid, has been in jail for 115 days held without bond for wearing a halloween mask in the summer time. Seems thats a class 6 felony in these parts. He goes before the jury this week LOL, fkn jury trial. Thats why I stay at home. Talk about ignorance of the law, who da fk knows that shit. Despite protests from family and freinds, the chief is sticking to his guns. Thats the biggest news around here since Homer Cambell's barn burnt down and killed two of his pigs.
yomonte
10-20-2006, 10:45 AM
www.pagenewspaper.com
snowman
10-20-2006, 11:38 AM
thats crazy.,
Kevin
10-20-2006, 04:15 PM
Shit dude, do they still have hangin's there too?
yomonte
10-20-2006, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Kevin
Shit dude, do they still have hangin's there too?

Yes, as long as there is no witnesses.
yomonte
10-20-2006, 04:42 PM
They don't call Luray "once you get to the boondocks, you still got 20 miles to go" for nothin'.
BoKnows
10-20-2006, 05:35 PM
Damn....I would not leave the house either!What happens if you get a dui?Oh I forgot hanging!I need the major highways surronding this area so I know not to tread in those waters!LOL!
Silver & Black
10-20-2006, 06:00 PM
Sounds like the movie
"Nothing But Trouble"
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HOMEDAWG
10-20-2006, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by yomonte
been in jail for 115 days held without bond for wearing a halloween mask

Thats why I stay at home.


:laugh:
Blue Gums
10-20-2006, 06:07 PM
That's a lock up in DC also. It is used in DC because of the thug kids who go around with masks/hoods pulled up in the night and use it as intimidation while walking the streets.


Kid sounds like a thug so fuk him IMO which = tough shit
yomonte
10-20-2006, 07:16 PM
BG, it should be in DC. I lived less than a half mile from the convention center in DC. Now that I lived in both I can honestly say there is no comparison in DC and Luray. You can walk the streets after dark here. There have been no armed robberies since 1948, when a guy tried to rob the farm bureau and they laughed at him, pulled some shotguns from under the counter and, they never figured out who the guy was. He was not identifiable after the shot gun blasts. Major crimes here are poaching, fishing without a license, DUI, meth labs and what ever the hell carnal knowledge is. Lot of that goes on here. As far as trying to walk down the street at night, no problem.
yomonte
10-20-2006, 07:41 PM
Very funny HD, uncle Monte never forgets. LOL I ain't used that one in a long time.
The War Dogs
10-20-2006, 10:27 PM
Do they need help buildin a new barn?
yomonte
10-20-2006, 11:02 PM
He does'nt need another barn, He's in jail. His still was the reason the barn burnt down. OH, BTW WD, happy halloween :beer2:
Queen of Football
10-21-2006, 08:28 PM
Well what happened the trial was couple days ago. Is it still going on. LOL.

That is about as bad as couple years back they charged this guy in WV with DUI, He was riding a horse.

They passed a law last year that if you where cutting your grass on a riding lawn mower drunk they could charge you with DUI
BillyBarooooooo
10-22-2006, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by yomonte
Major crimes here are poaching, fishing without a license, DUI, meth labs and what ever the hell carnal knowledge is.

Hmmm what one of the three of the four do not fit into major crimes?

A) Poaching (WHAT EVER THAT IS!!! Guessing it has to do with eggs!!!)
B) FISHING with out a license! (Is that like driving without a license?)
C) DUI (Same thing as a FUI.....You figure it out YO...FISHING UNDER THE INFLUENDE!)
D) METH LABS (HUHHH??)

I would have to go with "D" Alex!!! METH LAB!!!! HE HA lets go to the wallmart and get us a case of sudafed a torch and Yo only knows what else is in that shit!!!!!

No were sorry but it was A) B) and C) Mr. David Lee Cumberland! Oh and could you please take off that mask and for gosh sake stop touching yourself!!!!:pud:

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