My Daddy the Exotic Dancer

[BoKnows]

My Daddy the Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men
and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is
helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." :laugh:

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

Hmmmm...seems pretty political to me....nice knowing ya, Bo!!


:banned: LOL


Meestermike
Field Judge (Moderator)

Attention all UC Members (10-04-2006 until 11-03-2006)
It has become apparent that there is now a defeinite need to Halt, Cease, and Remove any type of political disscussion , thoughts, opinions, and the such from Ultimate Capper.

The sole purpose of this site is for sports related discussion, information sharing and picks. Period.

Anyone found to be starting and/or participating in any political topics or threads, will find themselves on the outside looking in permanently.

Please govern yourselves accordingly.

[BoKnows]

:hide: Oops excuse me Meester Field Judge....did not see your recently posted disclaimer(announcement). Politics is apart of gambling unfortunately. I will refrain from my political comedy from here on out!


As for you JonnyRed....go cry to your mother we are all big boys here or at least those of us with a Sack!Once your balls drop come talk to me!Acting like a little pussy wont get you far in this world...oh wait your from Canada so maybe it will.

[larry4498]

Bo missed the announcement, that happens.

JML read the announcement and still felt the need to reply. Who's really at fault here? Hmmmmmmmmm, oh wait I know it's probably Bush's fault.


First and last warning JML