Stifler's Mom
08-13-2006, 12:29 PM
Garbage to date:
First Half 362-437 (-79.58 units)
Second Half 173-177 (+22.43 units)
Total 535-614 (-57.15 units)
Yankees -154
Weaver showing signs of slowing down. The Yanks are on a roll and Wang is super tough at home.
KC +178
Excellent number in a pretty even matchup. The Tribe had a huge advantage on paper yesterday in game 1 and barely squeaked out the win. Overall, their bullpen is worse than KC's, so unless their starter goes deep, I like KC's chances of roughing up their shitty bullpen. Just keep that buffoon Burgos out please.
Nats +112
Set up line of the day. If there's another line on the card that's screaming to take a certain side as much as this one, I can't find it, so I'm fading the easy winner on the Mets. Trachsel blows IMHO and only has the record he does because of major run support...much like Marquis of St Louis.
Toronto +133
Nice line for a team who is heating up playing against a team that is ice cold. There are a ton on the Twins, and alot are probably playing the Twins because they can't possibly get swept at home. That's dumb reasoning IMO.....just ask the Cardinals who lost like 8 straight 2 weeks ago and Red Sox who got the broom at KC. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest....well, I ain't laying -143 to get em until they get in motion again, lol.
Boston -151
O's on the road vs LHP is atrocious. Cabrera is due to get blown up too, he always does after he has a little success, and the O's bullpen continues to suck like always. All things considered, this line should probably be between -300 and -400, even given Boston's recent struggles.
Flubs +139
BH Kim should never be this high of a fave. Ever. So I'm taking a stab with the stupid Flubs, probably unwisely, lol, in a matchup between 2 teams you never know what the hell to expect from.
2 units each
First Half 362-437 (-79.58 units)
Second Half 173-177 (+22.43 units)
Total 535-614 (-57.15 units)
Yankees -154
Weaver showing signs of slowing down. The Yanks are on a roll and Wang is super tough at home.
KC +178
Excellent number in a pretty even matchup. The Tribe had a huge advantage on paper yesterday in game 1 and barely squeaked out the win. Overall, their bullpen is worse than KC's, so unless their starter goes deep, I like KC's chances of roughing up their shitty bullpen. Just keep that buffoon Burgos out please.
Nats +112
Set up line of the day. If there's another line on the card that's screaming to take a certain side as much as this one, I can't find it, so I'm fading the easy winner on the Mets. Trachsel blows IMHO and only has the record he does because of major run support...much like Marquis of St Louis.
Toronto +133
Nice line for a team who is heating up playing against a team that is ice cold. There are a ton on the Twins, and alot are probably playing the Twins because they can't possibly get swept at home. That's dumb reasoning IMO.....just ask the Cardinals who lost like 8 straight 2 weeks ago and Red Sox who got the broom at KC. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest....well, I ain't laying -143 to get em until they get in motion again, lol.
Boston -151
O's on the road vs LHP is atrocious. Cabrera is due to get blown up too, he always does after he has a little success, and the O's bullpen continues to suck like always. All things considered, this line should probably be between -300 and -400, even given Boston's recent struggles.
Flubs +139
BH Kim should never be this high of a fave. Ever. So I'm taking a stab with the stupid Flubs, probably unwisely, lol, in a matchup between 2 teams you never know what the hell to expect from.
2 units each