Daws1089
07-16-2006, 10:44 AM
a woman goes to a sporting goods store to find a birthday gift for her son. after looking for awhile, she decides on a fishing rod and reel she likes but cant find a price on it. so she approaches the cashier and asks the old man with big dark sunglasses at the register how much it costs. he says, " ma'am im blind, but if you would drop the rod and reel on the counter i can tell you what it is and how much it will cost." so the woman drops it on the counter and he says, " ah yes this is the shimano 8 ft rod and reel, its $20." the woman says ok great ill take it, and as shes getting out her wallet she drops it on the floor and lets out a huge fart. she becomes very embarrassed but the old man is blind so did he know it was her? the blind man says," that will be $34.50 ma'am." the woman replies, " oh i thought you said it was $20?" yea it is, but the duck call is $11 and the catfish bait is $3.50.