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Kevin
06-28-2006, 04:45 PM
<center><b>JAIL TIME FOR RUSH? YOU CAN BET ON IT, AS WELL AS WHAT SUBSTANCE HE’LL INDULGE IN NEXT!</b></center>

<center><i>BetUS.com Posts Odds On Whether Rush Limbaugh Will Wind Up In Jail For Drugs</i></center>

<u>June 28, New York</u> – With his penchant for popping prescription pills, Rush Limbaugh just can’t stay out of trouble. This being the case, the largest most respected sportsbook on the web, <a href="http://www.betus.com/online-sports-betting/ats/1367.html">BetUS</a> has weighed in on his future to quell the fears of Limbaugh fans everywhere. Analysts at the site have answered the question of what he’ll get busted for next, and whether he’ll eventually serve jail time for his drug use.

Analysts at BetUS.com posted favorable odds that Limbaugh will actually serve jail time due to drugs as opposed to not serving jail time. They’ve also predicted which drugs he’ll get busted for next with Marijuana and Morphine coming in as the heavy favorites. Looks like Viagara was just a gateway drug for harder stuff down the road.

Executives at BetUS.com have posted the following odds:

Which drug/medication will he be caught with next?

Marijuana: 2/1
LSD: 8/1
Cocaine: 4/1
Heroin: 6/1
Morphine: 1/1
Viagra: 4/1
Extasy: 12/1
Mushrooms: 10/1

Will he serve jail time because of drugs?

Yes: 6/5
No: 5/8

Additional political, sports and entertainment odds can be found at <a href="http://www.betus.com/online-sports-betting/ats/1367.html">BetUS</a>
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HawkPL
06-29-2006, 07:31 PM
Viagra always leads to harder things.