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beermantm
06-25-2006, 05:52 PM
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, "There's something he's need'en.'"

After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.....Twas made for a man, to make his heart sing.










Then he added a mouth and Ruined the whole thing.

Meestermike
06-25-2006, 07:51 PM
What did the egg say to the boiling water?





































"It might take me a while to get hard. I got laid last night."