View Full Version : Problems problems problems!!!!
beermantm
05-27-2006, 11:49 PM
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
:gulp:
CuseFan10
05-28-2006, 11:07 AM
hahahhaha, talk about a problem solver!!!!
:clap:
HawkPL
05-28-2006, 11:19 PM
Anything you can do to get American Idol off the air?
Q-Unit
05-28-2006, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by HawkPL
Anything you can do to get American Idol off the air?
for every hot mexican woman that makes it across the border to America, you ship these bastards over to Mexico (sort of a tic for tac, eye for an eye, only we get the better end of it for once) in this order:
1) ryan gaycrest
2) the fat judge
3) the stupid british-something judge
4) the slutty has-been judge
and then...
5) all the idiots that watch the show, and compromise more total voters than the presidential voters LOL.
HawkPL
05-29-2006, 01:21 AM
for every hot mexican woman that makes it across the border to America, you ship these bastards over to Mexico (sort of a tic for tac, eye for an eye, only we get the better end of it for once) in this order:
:happy:
:thumbs:
Perfect, any politician with that on their agenda will get my vote.
Nothin better than a hot latina piece of arse either.
HOMEDAWG
05-29-2006, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by HawkPL
Nothin better than a hot latina piece of arse either.
:prtytme:
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