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05-05-2006, 10:50 AM
Nut Flopper Escorted From Derby Prep Races
LOUISVILLE, KY - Charges of bestiality may be added to the growing list of crimes and misdemeanors attributed to a mysterious woman known in the media as the “Nut Flopper”, a poker slang term meaning to hold the highest cards in your hand. The woman who has been implicated in a series of casino grifts seems to have turned her attention to the thoroughbred racing circuit.
According to Churchill Downs stable attendant Bing Knumply an attractive lady showed up at the track and started making bizarre inquiries about the horses.
“She wanted to know what they ate, where they stayed and was curiously interested if there was a special place where they did their business. So finally she asks me how do you tell when a horse has to, you know, go. Then she asks me to lift the tail on one of the horses to take a look at his butt so I said hey lady what’s the deal, you a veterinarian or something? Then she asks me if I ever heard of the nut flopper. I said that’s it get out of my stable, what kind of a place do you think this is? We don’t allow the animals to be treated like that around here. I chased her out into the street but slipped and fell on some road apples and she got away.”
Track officials have not decided whether to file an official complaint of animal molestation until they have all the facts. VP of Operations David Sweazy told News Wire “The track attracts a lot of crazy characters; this is hardly the strangest thing I’ve ever heard of. Things always start to get weird around here at Derby time.”
News Wire contacted Nine.com’s racebook manager Will Hawkins to get his take on the incident.
“I’ve heard of people checking a horses teeth but nut flopping is a new one to me. Horse bettors are always trying to get the edge any way they can. A lot of gamblers at the track will scope out the horses pre-race to see if they ‘dump’ a few pounds before they hit the gate. On Derby day we have a special name for it; we call it the ‘Derb turd’.”
The Kentucky Derby will take place on May 6th. It is the biggest horse race of the year in the USA and is watched and bet on by millions around the world.
Beastiality, WTF is that LOL. My uncle was arrested for that 3 times. He did 10 years in leavenworth, 11 years in tenworth and five and ten in woolworth.
Disclaimer: uh huh
LOUISVILLE, KY - Charges of bestiality may be added to the growing list of crimes and misdemeanors attributed to a mysterious woman known in the media as the “Nut Flopper”, a poker slang term meaning to hold the highest cards in your hand. The woman who has been implicated in a series of casino grifts seems to have turned her attention to the thoroughbred racing circuit.
According to Churchill Downs stable attendant Bing Knumply an attractive lady showed up at the track and started making bizarre inquiries about the horses.
“She wanted to know what they ate, where they stayed and was curiously interested if there was a special place where they did their business. So finally she asks me how do you tell when a horse has to, you know, go. Then she asks me to lift the tail on one of the horses to take a look at his butt so I said hey lady what’s the deal, you a veterinarian or something? Then she asks me if I ever heard of the nut flopper. I said that’s it get out of my stable, what kind of a place do you think this is? We don’t allow the animals to be treated like that around here. I chased her out into the street but slipped and fell on some road apples and she got away.”
Track officials have not decided whether to file an official complaint of animal molestation until they have all the facts. VP of Operations David Sweazy told News Wire “The track attracts a lot of crazy characters; this is hardly the strangest thing I’ve ever heard of. Things always start to get weird around here at Derby time.”
News Wire contacted Nine.com’s racebook manager Will Hawkins to get his take on the incident.
“I’ve heard of people checking a horses teeth but nut flopping is a new one to me. Horse bettors are always trying to get the edge any way they can. A lot of gamblers at the track will scope out the horses pre-race to see if they ‘dump’ a few pounds before they hit the gate. On Derby day we have a special name for it; we call it the ‘Derb turd’.”
The Kentucky Derby will take place on May 6th. It is the biggest horse race of the year in the USA and is watched and bet on by millions around the world.
Beastiality, WTF is that LOL. My uncle was arrested for that 3 times. He did 10 years in leavenworth, 11 years in tenworth and five and ten in woolworth.
Disclaimer: uh huh