Voted Best Short Joke Of 2005

[BillyBarooooooo]

VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a
10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give
you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 &
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."


The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked,
"Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,
"I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[beermantm]

LMFAO!!!

I like it!!


:gulp:

[Queen of Football]

:laugh:

[joepa66]

Awesome Billy.....LMFAO.....great for miserable hump day!:thumbs:

[bigbag12]

ROFL!!!

[DJTranks]

LMAO!! Nice

[Orange Fedora]

80 year old virgin goes to the doctor and tells the doctor that she has crabs. Doctor says there's no way you have crabs. So the lady politely said, if you don't mind I'm going to get a second opinion.

Lady goes to the second doctor and says, i'm an 80 year old virgin and i think i have crabs. Doctor says, ok, let's do some test and see what we come up with.

doctor comes out and says, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that you don't have crabs, bad news is your cherry's rotten and you have fruit flies.

[BaMan]

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