Kevin
01-05-2006, 02:50 PM
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the
>> street when a little girl on her new shiny bike
>> stopped beside him.
>>
>> Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it
>> to you?"
>> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>>
>> The cop looked the bike over and handed the
>> girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
>>
>> The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
>> reflector light on the back of it."
>>
>> The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
>> "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa
>> bring it to you?
>>
>> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>>
>> The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
>> next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath
>> the horse, not on top."
>> street when a little girl on her new shiny bike
>> stopped beside him.
>>
>> Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it
>> to you?"
>> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>>
>> The cop looked the bike over and handed the
>> girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
>>
>> The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
>> reflector light on the back of it."
>>
>> The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
>> "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa
>> bring it to you?
>>
>> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>>
>> The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
>> next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath
>> the horse, not on top."