What to get the old lady for Christmas

[Kevin]

Let's here it fellas.

Its time to go shopping and Im stumped. I know some of ya'll gotta have some great ideas.

Let's get this discussion started and help eachother out.

First person to mention a sex toy gets a penis for an avatar for one year. We need REAL gift ideas :cool:

Do you guys think some football cards would be cool? :thumbs:

[jerbeek]

Football cards - LOL! I bought my wife an electric blanket since it is cold here and I am always on the computer playing poker!

[bigbag12]

kevin, go to a local spa and get her a certificate for full body massage and a facial. let her get pampered. prolly cost about $125.00 or so.

[Blue Gums]

Originally posted by bigbag12
kevin, go to a local spa and get her a certificate for full body massage and a facial. let her get pampered. prolly cost about $125.00 or so.


This idea always works great:thumbs:


If ya don't like that one here are several others for you


1. Vacumn
2. Mop
3. Another girl
4. Flat Screen TV
5. IPOD

[Silver & Black]

1) pajamagram....
2) Spa Idea does work
3) Drive from San Diego to Cedar Rapids in 30 hours just to get there before Christmas Day (actually, that's what I'm doing...not really a good idea though)
4) Roomba (Self vacuuming vacuum...YES it works and the dog loves it)
5) a Maltese Puppy. Their sole purpose in life is to sit in her lap - it worked for me last year.
6) Godiva Chocolate and a good bottle of Merlot / Cabernet of Port

BOL
:bitching:

[Rothko1000]

Originally posted by Blue Gums

1. Vacumn
2. Mop
3. Another girl
4. Flat Screen TV
5. IPOD
That's funny.....diamond earrings, fellas! Just go ahead and spend the money and you won't regret it!

:thumbs:

[bookiekilla]

Diamonds....they're a girl's best friend...

[HOMEDAWG]

after 21 years with my wife, she has too many diamonds!
changing it up a bit this year:

Treo 600 by PalmOne
Chanel chance parfum
weekend getaway with the sex toys. LOL


:gulp:

[ToP]

Penis implant for yourself, give her the lasting memory she deserves:yeah:

[bigbag12]

Originally posted by Tired of Paying
Penis implant for yourself, give her the lasting memory she deserves:yeah:

ROFL!!!!

[bookiekilla]

Originally posted by Tired of Paying
Penis implant for yourself, give her the lasting memory she deserves:yeah:


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

$400 watch for $150.
God bless Ebay.

[BoKnows]

Damn you boyz are funny as shit thanks for the laughs!I may just get her the penis avatar!LOL!That remindes me I havn't bought shit so beside the Maltese, Diamond Earrings and a drive across the country, I still need help!SOS!If I bought her a vaccum she would shoot the dogs in spite!I did get a vibrating cock ring at a christmas party Wednesday, so hopefully that will make up for not getting the penis extension, I just worry about the battery pack so close to my brain.

[coreyschucky]

Sex & City Complete set

[ceobroker]

Bo, you know that you have had that vibrating cock ring for years, and still love...

OK Kev, don't know much about your situation, but, I sent my wife on a scavenger hunt, that went through about 3 or places before she met me at dinner and a fantastic romantic night.. damn, she paid me back in full force!!!:yeah: :thumbs:

[beermantm]

Get her a Hippopotamus.

:gulp:

[beermantm]

Penis implant for yourself, give her the lasting memory she deserves

I once went in for a Penis Enlargement but they put two metal plates in my arm instead...........:dunno:

Now I just have to live with the same old 9 inches I always had.

:gulp:

[Blue Gums]

Originally posted by beermantm
Get her a Hippopotamus.

:gulp:



:yeah: :yeah:

[FlyersFan]

get her janxko's picks for an entire year to fade.....man if that isn't the gift that keeps on giving:yeah:

[The War Dogs]

Don't know why you guys struggle so much with this. Ask DJ, I basically salvaged his whole situation.

Just take her to IHOP for the Rooty Tooty Fresh'n Fruity. They're probably open Christmas morning so you save her from cooking breakfast too.

Also consider cold hard CA$H.

[Kevin]

IHOP LOL

Keep'em comin!

[rethumor]

IHOP LMAO

PDA aka palm aka treo seriously its a great gift

also I agree with janko diamond earrings :thumbs:

[rethumor]

get her a dozen roses for each year u have been together... a crazy gift on an anniversary not so much xmas but BOL my friend :bang:

[joepa66]

For her:

Gevalia Teas/Coffees (man check out their website...great stuff)
Ghiardelli Chocolates
Check out John Christian Jewelers (got my wife a mother's ring with the kid's names and birthstones on it....going for the "everlasting" and "thoughtful" sex :cross: since the makeup stuff isn't working....LMFAO:laugh:

For her/but really him:

Something from Victoria Secrets along with some candles and anything from Bath & Body Works:thumbs:

[Thor24]

Kevin....I Say Just Put a Bow on It..If ya Can Find a Bow BIG Enough..and Say...Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and "Honey you have all Next Year to Rest Up After this Week"......:cool:

Now From what I Understand..Since I Bought the 2nd Pharmacy which has a Huge Gift Section..2 Things..CRAP..that are Big for the Ladies that they Just Luvvvvv..are (1) Vera Bradley Pocketbook Line...or (2) Jim Shore Collectibles....Either One the Ladies Just Love...Atleast That is What I have been Told by All the Ladies that Work for Me (Hint..That is What they want me to get Them..LOL)..So..

(1) Vera Bradley Pocketbook
(2) Jim Shore Collectibles

Good Luck with It..Kevin..and Thanks for All the Hard Work at U C for Making it the Class of the Class and with the "Toys for Tots"..

Merry Christmas to You and Yours and to All the Members Here at U C...!!..:cool:

[beermantm]

A treadmill or a lawnmower!!!

[kilbane]

I'd be afraid she would want to return it for a larger size!!!!!!!!!

[bigbag12]

Originally posted by kilbane
I'd be afraid she would want to return it for a larger size!!!!!!!!!

o ya one bit of advice KEVIN, if you do go the sex toy route, they say never give her a toy bigger than your own. i know that doesnt leave much to work with, but im sure there out there.

[Blue Gums]

Gym membership

Jenny Craig coupons

Vacuum-----I still like this the best

Some lin-ger-e from Lane Bryant

A new scale