Deads Dont Try This At Home CFB Picks 12/3

[dead garcia]

YTD 71-75...-3.9
Parlays 0-1....-1.1

Well gang it was either lay off until the bowls or play....you know my rules whether I suck or not if I play it I post it.....I have looked at these three games and as y'all know I am a level bettor....100.00 bucks a game everygame.....no variance until this weekend....I am laying 5 units on each in an effort to get my YTD back in the black....its only money which I have....my pride I dont have right now....I know with my track record this year no one would be foolish enough to tail these picks....at least the units I'm throwing down on them....if you feel foolish get over it and never mind this thread....if you like the games make your normal wager....I dont really consider this chasing losses....which I am never for in any circumstance....gl this final week gang and lets think nuthin' but positive thoughts when we go bowling shortly....

Navy -6 vs. Army...nickel....WINNA

Texas -28 vs. Colorado...nickel....WINNA

USC -21 vs. UCLA...nickel....WINNA

Tulsa -2 at Central Florida...1 unit....WINNA

South Florida +8 vs. Hillbillyvilletown...1 unit....LOSER

South Florida+8/SDSU +3...1 unit parlay....LOSER

San Diego State +3 at Heaven on Earth...nickel....LOSER

Laying the chalk is not what I would have invisioned but when breaking these games down the favs really look good.....

[DJTranks]

GL Dead!!

[bigbag12]

GL dead. hope you SMOKE em this weekend LOL!!!

[joepa66]

GL Dead.....love Tejas and Navy to bogart the ball and the scoring this week.....:thumbs:

[JPix]

gl Dead.
Like Texas and Navy myself...

[larry4498]

GL Dead!! Break out of that slump this week and kick it into high gear for the bowls brother!!!!

[FlyersFan]

dead- GL!....you are solid no matter your record.....i would suggest looking at the Over in the UCLA game......73 isn't high enough, IMO. USC is going to hang 50 on UCLA and i don't see UCLA having problems scoring either....GL!

[dead garcia]

i'll take 50-24....shit i'll take 50-28...but no more bets for me....these three are it until the bowls....I already feel I am setting a bad example for the newbies by throwing down 5 units on each game for the sole purpose of finishing the reg season with a profit....not smart money management but I've never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed anyway.....gl this weekend bro....

[shorts]

Hey bro it's my turn to break can I borrow some of that chaulk!!!
LMAO!! BOL to ya Dead! Love the Navy but that much chaulk on the others just scares the hell out of me!!! I'm still lookin at the card this time of year is tough to figure out.

[JB]

GL friend! I hope you hit em all!

[cardinals]

GL Dead :beer2:

[birdsfan5]

GL Dead

[Rothko1000]

GL Dead! I like'em all except Texas....who knows!? Thinking Colorado keeps it within a striking distance...we'll see!

I know hippies aren't prone to violence, but kick THE MAN in the balls this weekend! :thumbs:

[JPix]

Hey Dead...Don't worry about this newbie, when you hit I think it will be a STREEEEEEEK. Like bowl season.
GL MAN

[BaMan]

GL this week Dead!!!!!

[DJTranks]

Hope you have a great bowl season bro!!

[BoKnows]

GL Brother!Looks like we are on the wrong side of a few, but just the same all the best!!:gulp:

[ridewithme]

gl you chalk layer....lol...hope you kill em this weekend

[dead garcia]

alright i'm a liar....y'all knew i couldnt just lay on 3 games right? looking at the bows as well....

[Thor24]

Dead...BOL to Day Bro...Play what ya Feel..I Really Sucked Last Saturday..But this is the Way I See It...Get em Today and Then Comes the Bowls....Your the Man with the Plan and Hammer them All Starting Today...You have to Remember Bro...You are One of the Few Guys Here that Everyone and I Mean Everyone will Look to or At to See How their Plays Stack Up...RESPECT...(Yea I would Sing that For ya if I Had some Jimmicans Drinks from Myrtle Beach..LOL)..Dead GL Today and Have a Great Weekend...Thor

[brewmaster]

I feel your pain Dead. been doing this stuff for quite a few years. College Football always gets me though. Thats one i still havent figured a good system for.

I took Colorado. Hoping defensively they maybe be able to keep it close. they lost by what 25 first time no reason to think its any worse this time.

[brewmaster]

whats this first post. havent posted in a while for sure but NOT my first post.

[dead garcia]

i'm blushing you hammerin' WARLORD....i am crawling into bowl season like never before my friend....barely crawling....if i go 15-0 today it will hardly make up for my season long mediocrity.....it is understood that respect is earned and over the years i may have earned some but you know bro youre only as good as last week in this business....kick the man in the balls today...and when he falls down kick him in the head....

[BoilerBacker]

We be buttin' heads pretty bad....but I wish you lots of luck!

:thumbs:

[dead garcia]

tulsa/cfla over 57.....100 units....lol....

[dead garcia]

tulsa over at halftime...10 large....lol....hope everyone is having fun today....yeungling drafts are going down smooth and its about time to step outside to rekindle....car keys are under lock and key....gl gang....

[dead garcia]

whow do they look good...with colo forced to throw now on just about evry dwn tex may hit 80 in this one...look out usc(left coast)....

[acompli]

Originally posted by dead garcia
whow do they look good...with colo forced to throw now on just about evry dwn tex may hit 80 in this one...look out usc(left coast)....

great reads on those games man

[JPix]

I also forgot to post:
tulsa/ cent fla over 57.... 85 units
texas/col over, whatever the hell it is.....85 units LOL
GL man...

[dead garcia]

iddnt it great when the man takes your 100 unit wager with 2 minutes left in the first half...lmfao...only wish i had that forsight...then to also pussy out bigtime with all my other games nickel plays and resort back to my usaul 1 unit on tusla....friggin sissy ferry....just got a fax play....lcok play of the millenium....s.fla +8 over the hillbillies....actually was a phone call from my know nuthing b-i-l....he's been hot....he is tempting me to take the points....let me swill down another brewdog and think about it....go git em gnag....

[JPix]

I know what you mean. They all look good at 12:15am sunday morning. Don't let me talk you in or out of anything, but the so. fla game,,, the mountain men really don't want to backdoor into a bcs bowl and seem to be focused......thought the same thing though 'bout Fresno last night, Texas vs A%M.
gl whatever you do..

[dead garcia]

sfla might be a good play just based on those exampels u just brought up jp....got time to think about it though...about time for an attitude adjussment....

[dead garcia]

when i start parlaying cfb gamers....got a devil on one shoulder pusing me towrd wvu and an angel on the other pushing me toward sfla....since i am a God fearing man i'm taking the points....no matter how well the day has gone....my initial warning not to tail me stands...me and cognitive thought are miles apart right now...just having a ball today...

[dead garcia]

is it just me or do they llook delicious every friggin year....

[dead garcia]

maybe...added sdsu...i didnt cap this game at all...tailing my b-i-l who has been killing the past month...he talked till he was blue in the face trying to get me to throw down on Georgia and i resisted....thye look pretty good right now too....he's got aztecs by 7 su....also over but enoughs enough....gl rest of the night gang....

[Rothko1000]

Originally posted by dead garcia
is it just me or do they llook delicious every friggin year....
:thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[Thor24]

Originally posted by dead garcia
is it just me or do they llook delicious every friggin year....

Dead..The Only Thing (Girls) to see on TV Better than Cheerleaders like USC is the Victoria's Secret Girls ..Tuesday Nite at 10 PM on CBS..I'll be Watching..:cool: ..:thumbs: ...GL on late Games ..!!

[dead garcia]

a man after my own heart....i'm an original victorias secret fan.....Jill Goodacre.....my wife was jealous of her for some time....oh to be Harry Connick Jr for just 2 minutes...lol

[JPix]

Hey Dead good job on those BIG UNIT PLAYS...getting hot for them "er bowl games arn't ya.
gl jp

[BoKnows]

Nice Work bro!Way to finish strong!!:gulp:

[dead garcia]

couldnt just leave well enough alone yesterday....shoulda woulda coulda.....i hope i can teach you youngsters a little about gambling....if youre fall down drunk and slobbering over yourself dont wager on sporting events....i can barely remember posting half the stupid shit i did yesterday.....i absolutely have no recollection of the sdsu wager and still cant believe i did it...when i called for lines 15 minutes ago the man says..."you were all fucked up when you layed against hawaii at home last night...you always take them at home"....i'm like "i bet that game??" i told him to treat me as if he was a bartender going forward....if i am so wasted that you can tell on the phone do me a favor and take my keys, call me a cab and dont take my action....he laughed....i'm not...the whole reason i even played the games yesterday was to get on the +....if i stay with my three originals and even the tulsa game cause i was stoned but sober when i made that pick....stoned but sober???that makes a lot of sense you moron....i'd have accomplished what i set out to do....now look at me....fucking fool....remember the poor old fool in Hang 'em High and his last words before hanging from the gallows....something along the lines that liquor and the devil are one and the same....well yesterday someone shoulda performed and exorcism on me around 6pm....and dont hesitate on this board to call me out in a situation like that....after reading my posts in all the threads i wish someone woulda said hey dead....go to fucking bed and take the nice profit you already had....you dumb ass muthrfcker....i hope no one tailed the idiotic sfla and sdsu games....Jesus in catholic heaven....i friggin love the hillbillies....although that was a tail in itself i doubt i woulda followed along had i drank 15 less beers yesterday....and thats another thing....having a tap for draft beer in your dwelling is friggin dangerous....stick with bottles and cans during football season.....sorry to rant and i apologize for some of the stupid shit i posted yesterday....i think i saw it all this morning but if i didnt and offened anyone...which wouldnt fucking suprise me....i'm truly sorry....now....ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BOWLING?????? have a great day in nfl foots today....i'd love to say i wont be drinking but with the men of steel hosting cincy and the steeler party i will be at theres little chance of me not getting toasted again today....although my nfl wagers are set and i wont sway today....come on Gmen, green bay and washington

[joepa66]

Dead, sometimes me gets drunk on thinking I can pick them all.....I've had a hard time paring them down but this year made some real headway in choosing only the games that I felt were solid bets and staying off the "throw-in" picks! It's good to get happy, but damn I've found that getting happy and gambling make about as much sense in my case as getting happy and going hunting....LMAO!
We'll get 'em in the bowls bro!:cool: :thumbs:

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

Nice early calls Dead.
Too bad about the drunk calls....but it happens to us all!

Went 3-0 in college myself....and 6-1 in the pros! :thumbs:

Looking forward to you bowling thread, man.