Mark the Shark
11-14-2005, 09:10 PM
Since TO ain't playin in the game tonight, it got me wondering what he might be doing instead. These are what I came up with -
10. Too busy gettin a hardcore ab workout in. He may be an jackass, but ya gotta love those abs!
9. Finally gettin a chance to hook-up with Desperate Housewife ,Nicollette Sheridan. He said in that controversal pre game skit on Monday night last year that, "The boys are just gonna have to win this one wothout me." Now it comes to fruition.
8. Seen in his driveway holding another impromptu press conference
7. "Next Question"
6. With new-found friend reverend Jesse Jackson, serving as a special eucharistic minister for Monday night mass.
5. One the phone with the former partners of Johnnie Cochran, planning out his defense strategy at his settlement hearing on Friday in front of an arbitrator. First choice for strategy, "if the apology fits, you must acquit!"
4. Detained by Atlanta police for speeding, but claiming its "their fault", and not his, even tough they have him on radar and on camera.
3. Being tarred and feathered by tailgating eagles fans outside the Linc.
2. On the phone with a representative from the Dr. Phil Show, planning his appearance this week to discuss his personality disorder dealing with relationship issues.
1. In a gay chat room forum, replying that "If it looks like a rat, and smells like a rat, then, by golly, its a rat!"
10. Too busy gettin a hardcore ab workout in. He may be an jackass, but ya gotta love those abs!
9. Finally gettin a chance to hook-up with Desperate Housewife ,Nicollette Sheridan. He said in that controversal pre game skit on Monday night last year that, "The boys are just gonna have to win this one wothout me." Now it comes to fruition.
8. Seen in his driveway holding another impromptu press conference
7. "Next Question"
6. With new-found friend reverend Jesse Jackson, serving as a special eucharistic minister for Monday night mass.
5. One the phone with the former partners of Johnnie Cochran, planning out his defense strategy at his settlement hearing on Friday in front of an arbitrator. First choice for strategy, "if the apology fits, you must acquit!"
4. Detained by Atlanta police for speeding, but claiming its "their fault", and not his, even tough they have him on radar and on camera.
3. Being tarred and feathered by tailgating eagles fans outside the Linc.
2. On the phone with a representative from the Dr. Phil Show, planning his appearance this week to discuss his personality disorder dealing with relationship issues.
1. In a gay chat room forum, replying that "If it looks like a rat, and smells like a rat, then, by golly, its a rat!"