Horfin's Red Hot Fax: Monday Night

[Horfin]

Just recieved a fax from myself that says I shouldn't play this game because I lose every single Falcons game I have ever bet on. If I bet on Atlanta they choke, If I bet against Atlanta they win. So I don't know who is gonna win, but I'm going with:


NYJ +8

Teaser:
NYJ +14 with OVER 34.5

Teaser:
ATL -2 with UNDER 46.5

Good Luck
Horf!n

VINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigbag12]

after seeing a lock posted for ATL, im thinking this look good to me as well !!!

GL bro!!

[DJTranks]

GL Horfin!!

[Horfin]

I know I am betting against myself, but I couldn't resist:

NYJets MONEYLINE +270

After all of the Locks and "there ain't no way the Jets win this one" I have to make this play.

Horf!n

[BoKnows]

GL Horfin!Some will never learn.....or just learn to read. I just faxed myself as well and it said if the Falcons dont stop the run Horfin banks large!!:yeah:

[Horfin]

Originally posted by BoKnows
if the Falcons dont stop the run Horfin banks large!!:yeah:


I look at this game from every angle and it says Falcons, but you gotta like Vinny....Hell I'm 33 and I'd be shittin' my pant to be in that backfield.

Go with the heart and the guts and the Dog on Monday Night

[birdsfan5]

GL Horfin

[luckym]

Hofin you are not in this alone tonight. I took the Jets with the points so lets hopefully win this game. The falcons barley put the saints away on a neutral field and the line was -3. I really like getting 8 points tonight lets just hope we can run run run, and then get a couple Vinny Bombs that connect lol.


:fire: :fire:

[rjp]

Does this mean I should take ATL ML?? LOL

[Stifler's Mom]

Originally posted by Horfin
I know I am betting against myself, but I couldn't resist:

NYJets MONEYLINE +270

After all of the Locks and "there ain't no way the Jets win this one" I have to make this play.

Horf!n

Was Atlanta posted as a lock?

Who's Master L on?

Any idea?

LOL

[Horfin]

Originally posted by rjp
Does this mean I should take ATL ML?? LOL


If you want to win money, you should, I suck at Atlanta Games.


Horf!n

[Horfin]

Originally posted by Stifler's Mom
Was Atlanta posted as a lock?

Who's Master L on?

Any idea?

LOL


One newbie said: There ain't no way the Jets can win.

Another Newbie said: Monday Night Lock or something like that.


Horf!n

[rjp]

MASTER L hasn't posted yet.

[beancounter]

Originally posted by rjp
MASTER L hasn't posted yet.


:bbang: :bbang: :bbang:

[SkinsFan]

I'm waiting for MasterL to post, and I'm going the other way.

[Jackets_Fan]

'Just Received a Fax'

That's some funny old school sh!t right there. Thanks for the laugh.

Horfin, which teaser do you like better. I know you like the Fav/Under theory, but if you had to pick one.

[beancounter]

Originally posted by SkinsFan
I'm waiting for MasterL to post, and I'm going the other way.

best advice I heard all day.

please post here when you know.

:bbang:

[BaMan]

Jets:thumbs: :gulp: GL tonight!

[Horfin]

Mr. L is a no post.


I'd do the JETS +14 and over 34.5.

I think the final score will be 21-14 with an additional field goal for one of the teams, so probably the Jets and the Under 46.5, but I hate rooting aginst points on sunday night.


Nothing None on MRL

[Baseballer]

JETS ML now that is a laughing matter. What a stinker. Thats like prematurely handing the book money. The books go THANKS FOR THE MONEY . Dirty Birds Roll Roll all over vinny testicles and his half brained offense. Coach that sounds like Denzel Washington maybe should switch to acting cause the Jets are a fucking joke of a team this year. HERM DEADWARDS "WE PLAY TO WIN DA GAME" JETS SUCK!!!!!!! plain and simple.

[Horfin]

BB,

They play the game for a reason. Dogs exist and Dogs upset. I know this ain't the best play. But any chance I get to make money on the Falcons losing after two posted locks, you have to say WHAT THE FUCK.


Horf!n

[Baseballer]

good point but just cause 2 jokers say locks doesnt mean much......atlanta has a qb you have to factor that into consideration

[Stifler's Mom]

Originally posted by Baseballer
JETS ML now that is a laughing matter. What a stinker. Thats like prematurely handing the book money. The books go THANKS FOR THE MONEY . Dirty Birds Roll Roll all over vinny testicles and his half brained offense. Coach that sounds like Denzel Washington maybe should switch to acting cause the Jets are a fucking joke of a team this year. JETS SUCK!!!!!!! plain and simple.

:yeah:

[Stifler's Mom]

Has anyone taken into account that the AFC is 18-13 ATS against the NFC this year? I'm sure the linesmakers have....

[Horfin]

Originally posted by Baseballer
good point but just cause 2 jokers say locks doesnt mean much......atlanta has a qb you have to factor that into consideration

I think he has single-handily cost me about 10 units.

When I think he should do good, he sucks, when I think he should suck he does good.

I think he should do good against the Jets . . . . . .

Hence my Pick.

Also, everytime someone posts a lock and I play against that lock, I lose and whenever I don't play it, the lock loses. So following that reasoning, Atlanta Wins.

I'm just havin' fun. If you read my original post. . . I don't know who the hell wins.

Horf!n
:thumbs:

[birdsfan5]

yea you have to factor vick in for not being able to throw the ball and if Schaub comes in. really like the under tonight and the Jets :gulp:

[Stifler's Mom]

And while we're at it, the mighty Vick and his Falcons didn't really do jack shit against a "weak" Saints defense last week.

Most of their scores were either scored by the special teams, or handed to em on a short field with turnovers from the stupid Saints offense.

I don't care about that crap though. Doesn't help one bit in capping this game because the Jets are a completely different team than the Saints.

Just thought I'd throw it out there with all that's going on in this thread.

[Baseballer]

stif are you saying saints are better or worse than jets ?

[BillyBarooooooo]

Nice write up this is what I was looking for!


BOL

BB:thumbs:

[Horfin]

Originally posted by BillyBarooooooo
Nice write up this is what I was looking for!


BOL

BB:thumbs:

vinny? is that you?

LOL

[Stifler's Mom]

Well, it looks like the New Orleans Jets are gonna hand Atlanta the game.

To answer that question about who's better....I don't know. The Saints are obviously a more talented team than the Jets, but they don't play too smart....so who knows. It's a tough comparison. I was just having a little fun....Although it seems as though both teams are equally worthless when it comes to holding on the ball.

Fuck the Jets :puke:

[feargreed]

You crack me up.

GL Horfin!

[Stifler's Mom]

Well shit, that's 10 free points they've given Atlanta and that's only 1 qtr.

That's NOT good, and it's certainly going to lead to an easy Atlanta cover. I don't see how these pieces of trash are going to catch up any now if all they can do is f'n fumble.

I just hope now that they get shut the hell out so maybe the under will at least cash :flush:

[Horfin]

29 PASSING YARDS AT HALFTIME

[Baseballer]

horfin i know i dogged you about the ML, but hell looks like you were profitable playing the teasers the way you did! VERY NICE HITS on those teasers:thumbs: Keep up the good capping.

[matt71211]

Nic ejob on those Teasers....... :thumbs:

[Jackets_Fan]

Horfin,

I tailed your crazy a$$ teasers and hit both. great call. I owe you a beer!!!!

keep the winners coming

[BillyBarooooooo]

Originally posted by Jackets_Fan
Horfin,

I tailed your crazy a$$ teasers and hit both. great call. I owe you a beer!!!!

keep the winners coming

Teasers and I missed them! Well good job on hitting them!

This was setting up for the perfect back door! Man I knew he would mess this up! Almost picture perfect!!!!


BB