Maroon's Cocky Week 5 picks

[maroon_tiger]

:gulp:

Lets go... ima make this quick i gotta go walk the stray dog i just picked up from the shelter........ the good news is that the dog has a new owner{me}..

j/k.... thats my last joke

but here are my picks... im not playing them individually cuz i only play parlays.. but if i was to play straight wagers, these would be my picks... but these will be my picks on espn's pickem game


Chicago +135 {dont get too much faith in trent dilfer}
Tampa Bay -3.5
Seahawks +135 {S. Alexander will be running wild like a stray dog}
N.E. +130 {this pick is questionable, im gonna keep atl in at least one parlay just to be safe}
Miami +125 {new QB, if losman was starting this would be a definite win}
Ravens/Lions Over 33
Colts -15
Eagles -3
Panthers -3
Bengals+125{what the hell, i'll ride this bandwaggon til at least one wheel falls off, imo, they'll start losing when they face pittsburgh}
Steelers+140 {ben Roethlisberger has had time off to heal himself physically and mentally


all i do is play parlays so heres some of my possible parlays





Car(-3)
Phil(-3)
N.e.(+130)
SEA (+135)
Tampa (-3.5)



N.e.(+130)
Chi(+135) or Mia(+125)
Indy(-12; buying 3pts)
BAL/DET over 33
Tampa(-3.5)



Phil(-3)
G.B(-3)
Cincy(+125)
Wash(+10 buying 3pts)
STL Cardinals or NY Yankees win
Car(-3)


GAMES IM GONNA TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM:
PITT VS SD
CIN VS JAX
WASH vs. Denver

[maroon_tiger]

adding

Titans +125 this pick is as tempting as a free meal @ the cheesecake factory

[BaMan]

GL bro!!!!!:gulp:

[Q-Unit]

bump

[Q-Unit]

Originally posted by maroon_tiger
:gulp:

Lets go... ima make this quick i gotta go walk the stray dog i just picked up from the shelter........ the good news is that the dog has a new owner{me}..

j/k.... thats my last joke

but here are my picks... im not playing them individually cuz i only play parlays.. but if i was to play straight wagers, these would be my picks... but these will be my picks on espn's pickem game


Chicago +135 {dont get too much faith in trent dilfer}
Tampa Bay -3.5
Seahawks +135 {S. Alexander will be running wild like a stray dog}
N.E. +130 {this pick is questionable, im gonna keep atl in at least one parlay just to be safe}
Miami +125 {new QB, if losman was starting this would be a definite win}
Ravens/Lions Over 33
Colts -15
Eagles -3
Panthers -3
Bengals+125{what the hell, i'll ride this bandwaggon til at least one wheel falls off, imo, they'll start losing when they face pittsburgh}
Steelers+140 {ben Roethlisberger has had time off to heal himself physically and mentally


all i do is play parlays so heres some of my possible parlays







GAMES IM GONNA TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM:
PITT VS SD
CIN VS JAX
WASH vs. Denver


don't forget to switch/edit, or come back later and change the teams that lost that you posted to the ones that covered :thumbs:

[maroon_tiger]

Originally posted by Q-Unit
don't forget to switch/edit, or come back later and change the teams that lost that you posted to the ones that covered :thumbs:

no problem man...

[rjp]

lmfao, I'm glad to hear that's your last joke... because it didn't make any sense!

If I were to weave baskets then I'd post pictures of them on eBay... fact is I don't weave baskets... so if you're just going to fill this place up with crap then leave it where it belongs in the toilet.

:ohman:

[maroon_tiger]

Originally posted by rjp
lmfao, I'm glad to hear that's your last joke... because it didn't make any sense!

If I were to weave baskets then I'd post pictures of them on eBay... fact is I don't weave baskets... so if you're just going to fill this place up with crap then leave it where it belongs in the toilet.

:ohman:

well for you slow folks... j/k

it was a subliminal joke.... there is some dude named HOMEDOGZ... who e-stalks me on this forum... so i sent a subliminal joke at him... the point was that "people wouldnt understand but he would"

but basically, his name is HOMEDOGZ, therefore he is a dog...

ME > HIM, therefore i "0wn him"...

get it... now i made it completely unfunny... cuz i had to completely break it down

[rjp]

:out:

[Stifler's Mom]

Asshole, lol

[HOMEDAWG]

:jig: I told ya I smelled a piece of shit!:gulp:

[Horfin]

Shit homedog, why are you stalking people? I mean seriously. We need people like him. He is so important to this forum. And you go and stalk him? We need as many people in here posting their picks 4 hours after the game as possible!!!!

But on a serious note.

In one post he said he didn't have this forum on his mind 24/7, but then in another post he devots time to thinking up a joke about Homedawg?


Homedawg. Congrads, I think you are the first person on this cite to have a joke written about him. Too bad it wasn't funny, it made no sense and it was as relevant as posting your picks four hours later.

Gotta love the idiots.

H:puke:

[SkinsFan]

Originally posted by maroon_tiger
get it... now i made it completely unfunny... cuz i had to completely break it down

No, actually, you made it funnier.... but not in the way you intended....

[BaMan]

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