Telemarketing call.................

[beermantm]

The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and
as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Seebertes?" This
didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"

The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company
or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam
personally and why was he was calling this number.

I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and
all the blood."

I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already
traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the
local courthouse to testify in this murder case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address,
phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead
guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made
this call.

The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given
in a shaky voice. I proceeded to tell him we had located his position at
his work place and the police were entering the building to take him
into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying
of his running away. :thumbs:

[The War Dogs]

BEERMAN!!! LOL. Be nice dude. :yeah:

[bigbag12]

LMFAO!!

[Bobo66]

That is classic!!! I gotta try that...........Hope I can pull it off......lol

[dead garcia]

I will be using that one at the next opportunity.....

[Horfin]

BM,

I love it. Try this one:


Phone rings. I answer. They say, "this is Jon from Sattlelite Company we are wondering if you would be interested in buying..."

I interrupt, "I am very interested, but my daughter is crying, can you hold on?"

Response is always: "Yes" (they think they have a potential sale.

I lay the phone down (without hanging up) and continue to do whatever I was doing. 10 minutes later if they are still on the line I leave the phone alone. If they hung up, I hand up.

This always works they never call again.

However, one time, the telemarketer called back.

He said: "did you forget about me?"

I said: "Yes, hold on, someone is at the door." I laid the phone down. Ten minutes later HE WAS STILL ON THE LINE. I said "Hey you there?. . . .Please keep holding." I laid the phone down.

5 minutes later he hung up.

10 minutes later the phone rings: "Hello this is the manager of Jon, he has wasted 25 minutes trying to hold for you are you interested?"

I say: "Yes, hold on." I lay the phone down.

They hang up and CALL AGAIN:

"Hello?"

"Yest this is the Manager, you have wasted 30 minutes of my employees time, if you're not interested, please just say your not interested."

My response: "No I am interested, shoot, my dog is barking at the door, hold on." I lay the phone down.

They hang up.


It was a hell of time. They were sooooo pissed. They get rated on the number of sales (and phone calls) per minute. I completely took 2 people off of the phone lines for 45 minutes during thier prime time.

I do it all the time now.


Horf!n
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[golotb]

LMFAO thats good stuff>...

[emericj]

That is brilliant Horfin! I'll have to try that one.

[Horfin]

You know . . now that I think of it . . . I think I got the idea on this site like a year ago. It might have been Billybarroooo that posted it. I really can't remember.


Horf!n
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