View Full Version : Are you a closet gambler?
Q-Unit
08-23-2005, 08:02 PM
inspired by beerman, LOL
DO you hide gambling on sports or online poker/blackjack, etc... from your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, lover, significant other, weekly hooker, or cleaning lady?
IF so:
- How long?
- You ever been caught?
- How do you explain the erupted barrage of cuss words and the weekly appearance of the vein in the forehead agonizing over a UL Monroe football game that can only make your "significant other" suspicious wondering why you would care if they win.
- Lastly what do you think would happen if you were caught?
:gulp:
beermantm
08-23-2005, 11:18 PM
I'm not a closet gambler but I am a closet homosexual........
The dating and sleeping with beautifull women is all a ploy to keep my gayness burried deep deep deep inside. It looks to me right now that I may never come out of the closet!!!
:gulp:
beermantm
08-24-2005, 02:04 PM
Ok I'll answer it seriously now...............
Yeah I don't tell anyone outright that I gamble when it comes to my family........... but they all seem to know...........they just don't ask me where my money comes from is all.
:gulp:
Q-Unit
08-24-2005, 02:54 PM
well key phrase there is "where the money comes from"
not "where the money went" LOL
:gulp:
Kevin
08-24-2005, 07:43 PM
ABSOLUTELY!
Ya see, at my house it goes like this.
Win=Let me help you spend that loot.
Lose=Bitch and moan about it.
Now correct me if Im wrong, but thats rough!
joepa66
08-25-2005, 10:01 AM
Q....it's time I come out of the closet too...LMAO
When I first started it was just parlays, then evolved to strictly fat bets....wifey doesn't ask but just smiles when I give her some extra cash to spend....
As far as how long....do you want to know, average, long & lean, dangling yangler....LMFAO
As far as have you ever been caught.....do you mean like dad knocking on the door when your doing to old 5 knuckle shuffle or when one of your kids walks in on ya doin the nasty? LMFAO
DJTranks
08-25-2005, 10:34 AM
My Fiance has known about it ever since we started dating. I told her upfront and she was fine with it.
Once she gets a little extra cash to spend she is happy!
She knows I take care of my money and that I manage it well.
Best thing to do is come up front about it when first dating the person, trying to hide it probably will not work in the long run.
bigbag12
08-25-2005, 04:26 PM
my wife doesnt work (well she doesnt have a job somewhere but is with both kids all day til school starts, so it a full time job) but i bring in all money so she doesnt say anything about.
her parents i believe know but dont say anything. my parents know (hell i learned it from my dad) and is not a big deal. my mother in law is a bigtime bible buster and she would frown upon it if she knew. but she aint my mom so she will just have to get over it.
dead garcia
08-25-2005, 04:49 PM
I've been married for 17 years....whether i like it or not my wife knows everything about me and from the beginning the policy has always been ok to gamble but dont come to the Mrs. if I need money to pay the man.....I'm 17-0 in that category thank the good Lord....
bookiekilla
08-25-2005, 04:50 PM
My friends know about it, and as far as my gf, she knows that I do gamble on sports, but she has no idea how often and how much....i try to keep the two seperated and not let it effect my personal life whether I'm winning or losing...as far as my family...they have no idea
Rothko1000
08-25-2005, 05:30 PM
My girlfriend says I'm wasting my money and then I tell her to get in the fckn kitchen and make me some pancakes! LOL!
My mom thinks I have a gambling problem! LOL!
No hiding, though! Hell, it's not like I'm selling drugs or killing people! LOL!
:prtytme:
bigbag12
08-25-2005, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Rothko1000
My girlfriend says I'm wasting my money and then I tell her to get in the fckn kitchen and make me some pancakes! LOL!
:prtytme:
FUCK YA :bbang:
DWD14
08-25-2005, 06:24 PM
money lost gambling is money NOT spent on the girlfriend. money made gambling is money that does not have to be spent on the girlfriend because she doesnt know about it. its like buying myself something.
I just checked my closet and couldn't find anything to gamble on.
:gulp:
novoi
08-25-2005, 10:38 PM
Only my wife, brother and his girfriend know that I gamble.
Now to the next question:
Anyone a closet jacker???????????????
:thumbs:
beermantm
08-26-2005, 01:32 AM
I take off my pants and Jacket in the closet!!!:yeah:
:gulp:
Rothko1000
08-26-2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Tired of Paying
Anyone a closet jacker???????????????
Not me.....there is absolutely no shame in beatin' her down! :thumbs:
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